Seventies crooner Gilbert O’Sullivan’s secret is out. He has enlisted the dark arts, otherwise known as science, to clone himself. Here’s a picture of his ungodly spawn.
It’s Tim Minchin, otherwise known as the hardest working man in atheism. If you need more evidence than the two pictures above which show the astounding likeness between them, then there’s this. WordPress’s dictionary doesn’t accept Minchin as a word. That’s right, I can see a red squiggly line under Minchin, proof positive that he’s not of Creation. WordPress’s dictionary strangely doesn’t acknowledge ‘WordPress’ either, but that’s probably a false positive or some other such highly technical bobbins.