What Evangelicals Might As Well Be Saying At Your Door

Kissing Hanks Ass. Written by James Huger This morning there was a knock at my door. When I answered the door I found a well groomed, nicely dressed couple. The man spoke first: John: “Hi! I’m John, and this is Mary.” Mary: “Hi! We’re here to invite you to come kiss Hank’s ass with us.” […]

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2 thoughts on “What Evangelicals Might As Well Be Saying At Your Door

  1. natonoel

    You’re much better when you write your reflections than repost someone who clearly doesn’t know what evangelicals actually believe.

    Your writing would make good satire sites.

    This doesn’t even qualify as Python skim (.01%) or Saturday Night Live stud that didn’t make the cut.

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    1. winstoninabox Post author

      “You’re much better when you write your reflections than repost someone who clearly doesn’t know what evangelicals actually believe.”
      I’ll take the compliment. Thanks. But to be fair to the original author it’s quite obviously what evangelists might as well be saying to him. We read into it what we want to read into it.

      I think it’s a pretty funny look at the circular logic and lack of evidence used by evangelists to give weight to what they believe, and it highlights the absurdity of the choice Christianity offers – eternal damnation or eternal life. Do you want a million dollars or the shit kicked out of you? Take your pick spinner!

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